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    Easy Pico de Gallo

    by ashez February 28, 2020
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    Easy Pico de Gallo

    Quick Notes: Pico isn’t really something that I would generally feel needs a recipe, but I remembered that there was a time when I, too, had to look up a recipe for it. I prefer romas for this Easy Pico de Gallo because I feel like they hold their shape well, but this is pictured with slicing tomatoes because….well, it’s January and the romas look like trash.

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    Serves: 10 Prep Time: 15 Minutes Cooking Time: 0 Minutes 0 Minutes
    Nutrition facts: 20 calories 20 fat
    Rating: 5.0/5
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    Ingredients

    • 6-8 Roma tomatoes
    • 1 Jalapeno (if you like it spicy, feel free to add two. This is pretty mild)
    • 1/2 bunch of cilantro
    • 1/2 red onion (white is fine, too)
    • 2-3 cloves of garlic
    • 1 shit ton of salt (preferably rough ground or sea salt)

    Instructions

    1. Chop tomatoes, jalapeno and onion and add them to a medium-sized bowl.
    2. Remove stems from cilantro, chop and add to bowl.
    3. Mince the garlic, add to bowl.
    4. Salt the ever-loving shit out of it. Really. It feels like a ton of salt. Keep tasting it and adding a bit at a time until it’s to your liking.
    5. Let sit covered in the fridge overnight. Stir it a couple of times throughout the sitting process to get all the flavors jiving. This isn’t completely necessary, but it makes it taste a million times better.
    6. Taste it and realize you didn’t add enough salt, and then salt it again before serving.

    Make it a meal by serving it alongside this amazing Pork Chile Verde!

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